Mar 17
There was a time when tennis on planes was the greatest game. Only the strongest, bravest, fastest, people could play. It was beautiful. It became an Olympic sport in the 50’s. Then when the Russians were the first to play in space, American hearts everywhere where heartbroken. Any and every record of the game was deleted, and slowly everyone forgot. I have a plan though, it’s too soon now, but in the 2050’s I’ll bring it back. It’ll bring the nation together. And we’ll beat the Russians. We’ll be the first to play on the sun. I’ve been practicing. I’ll be a hero.

There was a time when tennis on planes was the greatest game. Only the strongest, bravest, fastest, people could play. It was beautiful. It became an Olympic sport in the 50’s.

Then when the Russians were the first to play in space, American hearts everywhere where heartbroken. Any and every record of the game was deleted, and slowly everyone forgot.

I have a plan though, it’s too soon now, but in the 2050’s I’ll bring it back. It’ll bring the nation together. And we’ll beat the Russians. We’ll be the first to play on the sun. I’ve been practicing. I’ll be a hero.